About Throwback Paradise
Throwback Paradise is where my love for retro cartoons, bad-ass graphics, and making people laugh all collide. I’m a Navy vet and VFX nerd who designs bold, parody-fueled tees that aren’t just wearable—they're unforgettable.
Premium Threads.
Made with 100% pre-shrunk ring-spun cotton and printed in the USA.
Our tees are soft, breathable, and built to last — not stiff or boxy like cheap prints. The pre-shrunk cotton helps ensure a consistent fit, so what you order is what you get, wash after wash. Just follow the size chart and check out the reviews — customers consistently say these shirts feel great and fit exactly as expected.
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Big Nick Energy - Shirt
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Skibidi Rizzmas - Shirt
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Well Hung - Shirt
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Disappointments - Shirt
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Nutcracker - Shirt
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Two Ho's - Shirt
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Bear Attack - Shirt
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Busey's - Shirt
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Rats Ass - Shirt
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Old School Tapes - Shirt
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Melted Record - Shirt
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Desert landscape - Shirt
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Wavy Days - Shirt
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Morphius - Shirt
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Slim Shady - Shirt
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Beetlebucks - Shirt
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Mos Eisley - Shirt
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Mocking Bird - Shirt
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El Guapo - Shirt
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Talk to me Goose - Shirt
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Kenobis High Ground Coffee - Shirt
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Wildflowers - Shirt
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Song Birds - Shirt
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VU Meter - Shirt
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Melted Record - Shirt
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Old School Tapes - Shirt
ICONIC
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Morphius - Shirt
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The Voice - Shirt
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Material Girl - Shirt
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Hasta La Vista - Shirt
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Smooth Criminal - Shirt
FAKE & FAMOUS
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Biffs Wash and Wax - Shirt
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Waynes Guns - Shirt
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Overlook Hotel - Shirt
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One Eyed Willie - Shirt
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Mos Eisley - Shirt
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Busey's - Shirt
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Mt Doom - Shirt
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Kenobis High Ground Coffee - Shirt
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The Price Is Wrong - Shirt
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Dread Pirate Roberts - Shirt
RETROSCAPE
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Desert landscape - Shirt
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Wavy Days - Shirt
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Retro Mountain Horizon - Shirt
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Record Sunrise - Shirt
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Retro Abstract - Shirt
DOUBLE SIDED DESIGNS
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Dance with the Devil - Shirt
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breakfast - Shirt
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Wizard never late - Shirt
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Huckleberry - Shirt
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La Di Da Di - Shirt
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Aim to Misbehave - Shirt
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Tis But A Scratch - Shirt
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Sibling Love - Shirt
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Girl Problems - Shirt
FROM OUR FANS
Great! now people can stop asking if I have coke at the party.
Great! now people can stop asking if I have coke at the party.
Trevor
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I don't have coke - Shirt
"This shirt is Texas-sized comedy! It’s like Buc-ee's but with 100% more Busey energy. I can’t pump gas or grab a kolache without someone cracking up. The design is wild, the fit is great, and honestly, I think Busey would approve. A must-have for anyone who loves road trips and chaos!"
"This shirt is Texas-sized comedy! It’s like Buc-ee's but with 100% more Busey energy. I can’t pump gas or grab a kolache without someone cracking up. The design is wild, the fit is great, and honestly, I think Busey would approve. A must-have for anyone who loves road trips and chaos!"
Zac
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Busey's - Shirt
Great quality! Very happy!
Loved the quality of the shirt. Well made, couldn’t be happier! I was afraid it might shrink after washing but it fit just fine after the wash.
Great quality! Very happy!
Loved the quality of the shirt. Well made, couldn’t be happier! I was afraid it might shrink after washing but it fit just fine after the wash.
Tammy
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Llamaste - Shirt
Creative and fun shirts! Great quality and service. Perfect for gifts!
Creative and fun shirts! Great quality and service. Perfect for gifts!
Charles
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Kenobis High Ground Coffee - Shirt
This shirt is a whole vibe! Saw the sax, saw George, bought it instantly. People can’t stop pointing it out—my guilty feet have never been prouder. Soft, sturdy, and steals the show. 10/10, no whispers of regret!
This shirt is a whole vibe! Saw the sax, saw George, bought it instantly. People can’t stop pointing it out—my guilty feet have never been prouder. Soft, sturdy, and steals the show. 10/10, no whispers of regret!
Brendan
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Got no Rhythm - Shirt
FAQ's
What are your shirts made from?
What are your shirts made from?
Made from pre-shrunk, combed ring-spun cotton with a touch of polyester, our shirts offer durability, breathability, and minimal shrinkage. Crafted in the USA, they’re built to last through parties, concerts, and binge-watching marathons.
Where are you located
Where are you located
Throwback Paradise is a Veteran owned US-based company based in Austin, Texas. We print our t-shirts right here in the USA at our printing facilities in Florida.
What size fit's best
What size fit's best
We know sizing can be tricky, that's why we have a handy size chart on every product page. If you're still unsure, don't hesitate to reach out to our friendly customer service team or via email at support@throwbackparadise.com
Will I get a tracking number
Will I get a tracking number
Once your order ships, you'll receive a tracking email with a special number so you can follow your package's exciting journey.
REFUND POLICY
Not happy with your shirt or the fit? No worries! We’ll refund you, hassle-free.
30-Day Returns: Return within 30 days, unworn and in original condition.
Email support@throwbackparadise.com to get started.
THROWBACK PARADISE BLOG
Retro pop culture, 80s/90s nostalgia, and the stories behind our tees.
When 50,000 nerds tried to fire Batman (and accidentally made movie history)
Fans mailed 50,000 hate letters. Burton said “no,” Keaton glared through a rubber prison, and Nicholson laughed all the way to ~$60M. Genre changed.
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Atari actually buried the games — the day the desert got patch notes
Imagine flopping so hard you leave fossils. Atari did. We dug them up.
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Detroit vs. Everybody’s Speakers — a field guide from Motown to mosh pits to MPCs
Motown halos, punk sweat, techno wiring, hoodie raps—Detroit built your favorite noise and charged interest.
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